I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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