Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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