Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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