it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
