i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
