Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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