And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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