He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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