Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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