The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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