i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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