I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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