whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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