can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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