We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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