Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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