with your own penis?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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