I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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