i need an iv and a liver transplant
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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