problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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