Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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