I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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