**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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