Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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