Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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