I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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