Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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