If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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