hell yes lets make some ravioli
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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