how can u be prego again
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Ketchup is God's man juice
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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