dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I love you.
Bad choice
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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