Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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