I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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