i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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