Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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