You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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