i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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