I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so explain again why im purple
no
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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