I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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