You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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