just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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