I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Did I show you my penis last night?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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