You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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