And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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