I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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