i don't like sucking hair
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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