She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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