I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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