can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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