Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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