That's intense
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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