How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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