How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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