dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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