I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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